At Work...

About work right,

It was so boring that I had to take pictures of myself while at work.

But,

I love this job.

Peace.

Fuck off-lah!

Bored People...

Finally, I wanted to post yesterday but apparently Streamyx has to sleep at 12am,

so no internet connection.

FUCK YOU TMNET.

Anyways,

I posted already la, sorry la 1 day late.

How I know Streamyx need to sleep T.T

Anyways,

The following post will be about 2 bored person's conversation.

*cues fanfare*

A: Eh, if ten birds on a line and you shoot one down, how many more?

B: 8!!

A: WTF? Why?

B: I can kill 2 birds with 1 stone.

A: ..................

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A: Think of a country that starts with the letter 'D'.

B:...........(thinking)

A: I know what you're thinking. Denmark rite?!

B: Wrong^^!!

A: Then?!

B: Delifrance!!!!

A: WTF?!?!?!??!?!!??!??!?!??!?!?!?!?

B: France is a country what!!!

A: Yeah but you said DELIFRANCE!!!

B: Don't care la. Got france can already.

A:*shoots himself*

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Thank you for your time.

Corporate slave...

I am fucking pissed right now.

My boss treats me damn freaking nice but I am pissed.

At who you ask?

That fella la.

The big boss punya brother.

Life is so unfair wei.

This bastard hah I tell you,

married already still go on Friendster to pikat girls.

His wife damn hot anyways(she is an auditor here).

Blardy fucker.

You go on MSN and Friendster on work hours can la?

And I go YouTube to watch some educational videos you say I play GAME?

If you have time,

go teman your wife and your kid la bitch.

Acting like a dog when big boss comes,

swaggering like a bitch when he is not around.

Blardy fucker.

2 faced DOG!!

I HATE YOU.

Anyways, I should ignore useless people like this.

SCUM!!!

Why Your Mum Doesn't Allow You To Play Futsal...

See here's the deal.

Some mothers never let their kids play futsal.

Why?

Here is a perfect example.

True story you know!

Happened just yesterday haha.

Mr. Navid of UCSI University played futsal with me.

And he dislocated his finger. Yes, he did. And it wasn't my fault!

Anyways, he did some super-360-backflipping-somersaulting-save,

Correction, he TRIED some super-360-backflipping-somersaulting-save.

Did not work unfortunately so this is what he got.

I know its not him la, but was the closest thing next to a bent sausage.

He dislocated his left ring finger though,

but it was the same angle as the unfortunate dude in the picture.

So,

like I was saying,

Jason stood at the corner and dare not look as usual(PUSSY).

And Kennee was the tai-kor there ushering people to move away,

and taking the car and shit.

Thanks Kennee/Tai Kor.

What was I doing?

Eh, I was helping la.

Seriously wan.

I helped take Navid bags and slippers leh.

Imagine if you dislocated your finger and you lost your

phone, bag, slippers, cards, iPod, watch, handphone, condom, plastic bag, and whatsoever?

Damn tragic right?

Therefore, I helped him pack his slippers and shit.

Funniest crap happened in the hospital though,

WHY???

BECAUSE NAVID GOT HIGH ON PAINKILLERS.

NAVID YOU MORPHINE SNORTING DIPSHIT.

LMAO.

I am regretting not recording the whole process and putting it on YouTube.

When I was pushing him on the wheel chair,

He was basically touching everything nearby that he could touch,

What a boy.

What a night.

The dude who dislocated his finger. Navid. (If you see him anywhere, just ask him to point you a middle finger for the fun of it. You'll laugh your ass off. xD)

Downward Spiral...

After I heard what she told me,

My mood went from ok to emo.

Do I even have a chance?

DOWN.DOWN.DOWN

I hope things will change.

ThE ObnoXiousLy ObViouS...

1st, look at this picture.

2ndly, stare at it.

3rdly, tell me what do you think of it.

Life is always fun.

Life is about being crazy.

Full of fun and surprises.

PaRTY!!

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In life,

Events pass.

Relationships end.

Lives lost.

Memories fade.

Times waste.

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Ever wonder about the wonders of life?

I am really emotional now.

I am just thinking.

How long will the kicks last?

How far will the parties go?

How long must I hide?

How long must I do this over and over again?

I don't know.

Shit wei.

The music in this cafe is making me emo.

I found someone new to start afresh.

I found a new face.

I don't know her well yet.

I think she is cute.

I heard she is nice.

I heard she doesn't treat people like you do.

I heard she doesn't hurt as bad.

I don't need you anymore.

Someone help me and convince me.

Tell me that I can love again.

Tell me I can love passionately again.

Tell me please.

Anyone out there.

Tell me.

Have you ever wondered what is out there?

What is waiting for me?

Someone.

Please help.

Please...

(P.s. I inserted something hidden. Those who know me should know where I hid it)

Jiali.

If you see this.

I wanna know you more.

But I doubt anyone will see this.

If anyone sees this,

If you do please drop a comment on my cbox.

I am Emo. Again.

Music...

How many quotes can you think of with music?

Here are the following examples.

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M.I.M.S= Music Is My Savior

Make Music, Not Missiles.

Music is Life.

No Music No Life.

Music is Pusic(wtf...)

Music makes me Lose Control.

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I can't think of anything else.

Actually I posted this so that you people realise that I have MUSIC in my blog now.

MUSIC IS HERE YO!

Peace Out.

Downside Up...

Yeah like I said.

I am bored inside the office.

Try this and tell me if it's interesting.

can you read this?

¿sıɥʇ pɐǝɹ noʎ uɐɔ

LoL.

you like this? go to http://www.revfad.com/flip.html

lɯʇɥ˙dılɟ/ɯoɔ˙pɐɟʌǝɹ˙ʍʍʍ//:dʇʇɥ oʇ oƃ ¿sıɥʇ ǝʞıl noʎ

peace.

˙ǝɔɐǝd

Foreigners...

3rd post of the day. LMAO. Bored.

I am at Old Town Cafe now.

And there is this particular conversation next to my table.

I did not mean to eavesdrop but they were speaking quite loudly.

So there's this two indian girls and a WHITE dude.

So they were in a conversation as below:

IG.1(IndianGirl no.1): So you are interested in wars?

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WD(WHITE DUDE): Yeah. I did some research on wars. Like the WW2 in Malaysia.

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IG.1: WW2? In Malaysia? When did it happen? Malaysia fought in WW2? I thought Malaysians were faggots.

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WD: I thought you guys fought the Japanese when they came here.

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IG.1: We did? I don't know. Cos I wasn't born when that happened.*bimbo laugh*

Me:*faints*

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On another topic.

WD: Did you hear about the bombings in India? They were terrible.

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IG.1: Ya! I heard on CNN that TAJ MAHAL GOT BOMBED.

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IG.2: Seriously? But why would they bomb it?

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IG.1: I don't know. It so doesn't make sense right?

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WD: Ummm... I think that... ummm...

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IG.1: Its a waste now that one of the 9 WONDERS OF THE WORLD IS SPOILED.

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IG.2: You know I think that these people should be hanged. And I'm sorry for all the white people these Indian bastards killed.

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IG.1: Yeah, I so totally think so too.

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WD: Ummm... Its the TAJ MAHAL Hotel, not the TAJ MAHAL.

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IG.1: Really?? How come I heard on the CNN that The Taj Mahal got bombed?

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My god. The stupidity of these girls. I can't believe people like that still exist in the world.

LMAO. I almost blew my drink I had in my mouth when I heard what she said.

Honestly,

Just to impress the WHITE dude, you had to show your stupidity.

I think that these people ought to be shot.

Idiotic bitches.

Work...

I am at work now la. Boring so decided to post and update about my job.

Alot of people ask me, what do you do la?

Here's the answer people.

Ever noticed things that you see in shopping malls?

Things that you see but don't really pay attention to.

Minor things that are important but you don't really notice.

Who does those things?

What are these things I have been mentioning?

Well...
Imagine the parking lot without these signs. Cars would go hitting each others.

Imagine lifts with no security plan. In case of fire, where you gonna run?

When you climb floors, have you noticed how important signs are?

Have you though about who maintains these things?

Yes peeps! Its me! It is I who makes life for you people easy.

Thank me the next time you go to malls and notice those signs.

Yes I check that each sign is correct.

Not to mention at the right place.

And I have to climb floor by floor, stairs by stairs, room to room, door to door,

checking every sign.

Don't you people just love me now?

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And there are motherfuckers who work at the construction site that makes my day worse.

WTF...

People with itchy hands.

Seriously wei. Get a life. Using signs that cost around RM50 as door stoppers.

These construction workers are seriously bored.

SERIOUSLY SERIOUSLY BORED.

LMAO.

"I Love You JJM"

(in case you can't see)

Well, thats all folks.

Fuck these indon workers.

Scum of the earth.

Oh yeah, btw the pictures above were taken in PJ8.

New building in PJ. Huge la!

I know it doesn't look big here la. Come check it out!

3rd week working...

Ok la ok la. Update ma update lo. Kanasai. You all love my blog so much meh?

Talk crap la asking me to update all the time but nv come read xD

N.E.ways I have been working now so its kinda hard to blog.

No, wait. Ok it is actually damn easy to blog.

Why? Cos my boss is like super selamba.

Yeeah wei. Like selamba to the max wei.

Therefore, dota-ing in the office isnt really a big thing anymore.

I released that me and my boss have a lot in common.

But its not that he will raise my salary rite xD

Owh ya.

To all the stoners,

The good shit is back,

Go get yours today!

Or you can call me for some.

Currently addicted to Marilyn Manson la. Check him out.

Abit noisy la.

BUT WHO THE FUCK CARES I LOVE HIM!

^__^

WTF???

That's the original la. Now check out Marilyn Manson.

Power gila babi super magnificent uber good shit wei.

Marilyn Manson

Tagged...

Starting time : 11.43pm

Name : Benji aka Ironman

Sisters : 1

Brothers : 2

Shoe size : I can fit in shoes ranging from size 9 to 11

Height : 176cm!!! not 175!! 176!!

Where do you live : PeeJay, Malaysia

Favorite drinks : BOOZE. End of story.

Favorite breakfast : Char Kuey Tiaw wei... and top it up with weed xD

Have you ever been on a plane : Like DUH... wtf...

Swam in the ocean : I am a water boy!!! YESHHH.... I HEART The Ocean.

Fallen asleep in school : Like 3/4 of the time I spent in school was sleeping.

Fell off your chair : I ain't that fat aight?

Sat by the phone all night waiting for someone to call : Tried to but always ends up falling asleep and apologising in the morning.

Saved e-mails : What??

What is your room like : Like my room la. WTF.

What's right beside you : Ju-On kid, books, laptop, etc... xD

What is the last thing you ate : Rice la. Malaysian what.

Chicken pox : Dont remind me.

Sore throat : Yesh. I hate it.

Stitches : refer to previous postings.

Broken nose : I have my fair share of fights. So of cos will kena la.

Do you believe in love at first sight : more like lust at 1st sight.

Like picnics : Always with a loved one.

Who was the last person you danced with : Too drunk to remember.

Last made you smile : Her la.

You last yelled at : My super duper ultra uber obnoxious annoying younger brother.

Talk to someone you like : SMS or MSN counted?

Kiss anyone : =X

Get sick : DUH.

Talked to an ex : Yes. We're always friends. Except for one.

Miss someone : Yes. I miss you lar~~u know anot..?

Do you sleep with stuffed animals : I am 20. Male. Enough said.

What's under your bed : Floor la WTF. Who though of this question?!

Who do you really hate : That person.

What time is it now : 12:44 a.m

Randoms :

Q : Is there a person who is on your mind right now :yeah =P

Q : Do you have any siblings : Refer above.

Q : Do you want children : Not at the moment. Depends on my wife.

Q : Do you smile often : I smile when I am happy.

Do you like your hand-writing : I don't know.

Q : Are your toenails painted : WTF?!?!?!?

Q : Whose bed other than yours would you rather sleep in : Oh wow. Let me count and I'll let you know.

Q : What colour shirt are you wearing : I am topless now. xD

Q: What were you doing at 7:00pm yesterday : went out for dinner at Penang!!

Q: I can't wait to : get back to University life.

Q: When did you cry last : The time when grandma decided to leave us.

Q: Are you a friendly person: Only to earthlings. xD

Q: Do you have any pets : Got 4 i think. Go check my facebook Friends for Sale application.

Q: Where is the person you have feelings for right now : Far away. Physically and mentally.

Q: Did the last person you held hands with mean anything to you now? : I held my sister's hand to guide her across the road. Mean anything?

Do you sleep with the TV on? : If I fall asleep in front of the TV la.

Q: What are you doing right now? : Missing that person. Too bad I won't get it back.

Q: Have you ever crawled through a window? : Yesh. But I stopped cos I cant fit anymore xD

Q: Can you handle the truth? : Mostly no.

Q: Are you closer to your mother or father? :Neither. I am closer to myself.

Q: Who was the last person you cried in front of? : ME MYSELF AND I !

Q: How many people can you say you've really loved? : I don't wanna count.

Q: Do you eat healthy? : I smoke. I drink. Hell NO.

Q: Do you still have pictures of you & your ex?: Its kinda hard to press delete.

Q: Have you ever cried because of something someone said to you? :Yeah. T.T

Q: How often do you go to church?: Is it the place where people sing...?

Q: If you're having a bad day, who are you most likely to go to? : Myself.

Q: Are you loud or quiet most of the time?: LIKE OMFG LOUD!

Q: Are you confident?: I exhume confidence.

Q: Favorite Quote: Eh, Fuck off la jeeebye....

Q: Things I was doing 10 years ago: Busy being a kid.

Q: Things on my to-do list today :I don't plan to do lists.

Q: 5 snacks I enjoy..1. mary-jane 2. mary-jane 3. mary-jane 4. ice cream 5. still mary-jane

Q: 5 things I would do if I were a billionaire.. Only one thing that I would do. STONE!

Q: 5 of my bad habits..1. weed 2. weed 3. weed 4. emo 5. weed.

Q: 5 places I have lived in..1. My house 2. Hotel 3. Condo 4. Friend's Hse 5.Aunts House

Q: 5 jobs I've had: WTF... Waiter, Salesman, Office Assistant, Warehouse Boy, Marketing Consultant.

I tag:

1.Chian

2.Sher Ree

3. Rong2

4.Sharon

5.WeeNee

Boys and girls,

A little something for you guys to pick your brains at.

Hints: 1.QR Code 2. Google.

Yeah. I'm just bored.

Vengeance...

Boys and girls, although the reaction wasn't as good as i hoped, I am still gonna post the 2nd part up.

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‘What in the bloody hell…’ he muttered. ‘Say what?’ asked the man. ‘Sir, this lady behind you just took something from your pockets!’ he exclaimed. The man checked his pockets and immediately noticed something was missing. “Well, my cigarette case is missing.” he said. A police officer was passing by and heard the commotion and walked over. “What seems to be the problem, sir?” he asked the middle age man. The attendant quickly told the policeman what had happened. The policeman walked over to the middle aged man and spoke to him while she stood there calmly. “Well, I do not want any trouble, officer. I am in a rush and if she returns it to me I will be glad to walk away.” said the middle aged man and he turned towards to her and smiled.

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“This is the biggest insult of my life! I have never taken anything from this man’s pockets! Are you calling me a thief?” she yelled. “Come now young lady, just return it to me and I will not press charges, alright?” said the middle aged man impatiently. “Well, I have never taken anything from your pocket.” she said. “Well then, I am afraid I have to ask the both of you to follow me back to the police station.” said the police officer.

The middle aged man’s face darkened.

(P.S. Next post coming in awhile I hope...xD)

The Story...

Boys and girls,

Finally I have decided to post something that I wrote up.

Yes I WROTE IT. For my assignment. I spend around 2 hours writing it so please read every letter please. Here it is boys and girls:-

Vengeance

‘Wicked Brooke’ was a legend among robbers. Countless banks were robbed under his name as he would leave his famous WB trademark like the Warner Brothers. It was also believed that he had accomplices inside the banks before the robbery and that lead him to success every single time he robs a bank. Another reason for him being a legend was because he simply had not gotten caught. Crooks that had crime files as thick as his were already in prison, if not shot dead by police. The gangs named him ‘The Shadow’ for they say that he will never ever get caught.

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Moreover, he worked through subordinates, who knew nothing about his whereabouts and barely had a chance to see his face; the security cameras would always be disabled perfectly before each heist, therefore his face and his identity remains a mystery. As a matter of fact, only two people could have sworn that they had seen him in person. One of them was the bank manager named Stefan Mullock, who he had shot while making his escape in the Zurich Capital Bank in the United States. Little did he know that this was going to be the reason of his downfall.

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It was a quiet Sunday afternoon in London. People were walking by and doing their shopping, the streets were merry with the Christmas mood as the holidays were coming closer. The weather had begun to chill as winter was coming. Inside a cab driving past the street there was a young lady. “Stop here then, I’ve changed my mind.” she said. She reached into her purse and pulled out a twenty pound note.

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To be continued if the reaction is good...xD

2 decades...

It was my birthday yesterday and I realised that I am already 2 decades old.

I looked back and reflected on what have I learned this 2 decades.

All the blood sweat and tears.

All the memories come sweeping back.

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I was born in 1988.

Deepavali day.

No wonder I love indian food so much.

A real nice kid.

Loved to read and walk around and was really lonely for I had no brother and sisters.

I was sent to a nanny when I was 2 because my parents had no time.

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I was 4.

Behind my nanny's house.

I was chasing a butterfly.

I tripped.

I fell into a 5 feet deep drain.

The next thing I knew I was in a hospital receiving stitches.

6 stitches went into my poor toddler head.

The scars are still visible today if I cut my hair short.

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I was 6.

I went for surgery.

First surgery of my life.

Scared the shit out of me although it was only a small surgery.

Scars still visible till today.

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I was 12. I graduated from primary school.

Mum cried and said I was growing older during my graduation.

Dam WTF wei.

Can you imagine your mum crying on your PRIMARY graduation?

Thats like totally out of this world wei.

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I was 16.

A friend of mine gave me my first cigarette.

"Puff it in la macha... yaya...like that"

Hooked on to it ever since.

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I am 20.

Bored as shit.

Drunk like hell yesterday.

High as heaven yesterday.

People ask me "Don't you think your life is boring? Drinking and stoning only..."

I tell them "Life is short. Getting a kick and a trip everyday is a blessing."

People ask me "Aren't you bored with your life?"

I tell them "Fuck off and give me my joint back so my life becomes interesting again."

Peace out peeps.

Holidays...

Its me again.

Boring fucking night.

Decided to blog.

You might see me blog often nowadays since its my holidays.

Perfectly bored and nothing to do.

Owh ya.

I am looking for a job so I won't blog here so much.

Any jobs?

Let me know.

All the way till January wei.

How to tahan.

People use to say if you are bored means you are a boring person.

I am a boring person when I am bored.

If I am bored of your attitude I am a boring person.

If I am bored of your face I will be a boring person.

If I am....

Stop it already.

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I recently noticed that people around me are beginnning to couple up.

Is this the season of love?

Ironman.

That doesn't mean my heart is made of iron.

I hurt too.

I need someone to hug too.

I need someone to cry to too.

I need someone to praise me too.

I need someone to care for me too.

I need someone to be there for me too.

If you noticed the words above are getting longer.

Yeah.

Thats how bored I am.

I need a job.

I need a girl.

I need...

Love.

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Halloween...

Ladies and Gentleman,

First and foremost,

I would like to express my apologies on the cancellation of the Halloween Event due to some accident.

Secondly, I would also like to address a person who did nothing to save the event from the accident. You know who you are. Everyone knows who you are.

Did you think that your camera's lens snapping can douse the fire?

I swear to God.

The next time I see you snapping pictures of hapless victims,

Ironman shall strike, and he shall strike with so might that when he slaps you, your mum can feel it. And yes I would most probably break your fucking camera too.

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Apart from that, here are some pictures of some pre-Halloween Party promotion pictures!!

"He puts a blade to my mouth like so, and asks me, WHY SO SERIOUS?"

-Joker, in The Dark Knight-

Well, not exactly an Oscar winner but Angeline tried her very best to create Joker with almost finishing white paint and some other stuff. Why So Serious?

Let me put a smile on that face..

Mmmm... I love it when professionals work for you...

Joker 1/2 done...

Finally... and oh... yeah... the 3 others... now you know where the white paint went--->

Oh yeah... before I forget... I found this weird mo'fo walking down my college. I just had to snap with him la... Bring on the funk!!

Lol... sorry Prakash. Purple hair just ain't right ^_^

That's all... Til next time...

I'm Back... And Bad...

You guys must be wondering why I have not been updating. Its simple. My life is boring again. I am so bored with my life that I have nothing to blog about. But something interesting happened recently. So, I'm back!!!

Yes ladies and gentleman, back to blogging. Well the interesting thing is that I have a new car!

Yes!

You are indeed correct...

For the people who know me, ya'll should know that I am driving this shit ass old Toyota Corona that looks like a car from the 60's. Fortunately enough, I am able to claim insurance for the car that I lost(again, if you know me well, you will know that my proton saga got stolen sometime in february this year). Therefore, a new car is mine.

"What car is it la?"

Well, its a brand new MyVi!! Yes people, settle down.

I know it's nothing much but I feel so contented and blessed to have a new car, which means...

BACK TO BEING A BAD BOY!!

You can't really do anything with a shit ass old car you see...

People tend to look at you with the "omg-look-at-the-car-he-is-driving" look...

ENOUGH!!!

Well, I will most definately treasure my newfound beauty!!

Sorry I can't post pictures of it because there is something wrong with my internet.

Until next time...

See Ya!!

(P.S. My god-sister Gerina has a new boyfriend!!)

Losing Myself..

Hi guys, its me again. Nothing much to blog about these few days due to recent events that made me grow sick of this world. Am I depressed? Honestly I do not know. I read the news everyday and I see stories of people dying. When will it be me?

Wars everywhere. People killing people. Who are we to descecrate the bosom of Mother Nature with our destruction and blood spilling? The world is slowly moving towards its own downfall and there are people who are not aware of it.

Ashes to ashes, earth to earth. From where thou come, from there thou shalt return. Everything done in this life is nothing but illusions. Why do we have to go through life if everything is just a big illusion?

Sue me for being crazy but I am just too disappointed with this world and the things that live in it called human beings.

I do not know how long will I be in this grey mode. I hope I can be my regular self again so that I can continue my mission to save the world. Soon I hope.

It Hurts...

Every drop that comes,

Cuts into my heart like a blade,

I'm falling,

Falling deep deep down under,

As I lay on my back,

A thousand images flash,

As I collapse on to the floor,

A million thoughts run through my head,

As I take in my last breathe,

The only thing I see is you,

As my eyes begin to shut,

All I see is a shadow of you,

Turning away,

Turning away from me forever,

Dark figures appear out of the blue,

Tearing at my flesh and soul,

And I begin to understand,

That this is the beginning of the end,

And this is where I will lie,

In this pool of blood,

Waiting for oblivion to claim me.

Bleeding...

You brought me up,

Just to make me fall from higher up,

You raise me up,

So I can descend faster into the pits,

Hearts are torn apart,

And mine still bleeds,

Darkness befalls this world,

Full of hate, full of greed,

And as I lay here dying,

As I lay here without you,

My world darkens into a pitless void,

One cut,

Slipping away from consciousness,

One cut,

Is all you need to solve your problems,

One cut,

Is the solution to life,

One cut.

Memoirs of A Railway Trip...

Hey guys, sorry for the long delay on postings...Had final exams and final assignments. Thank god I am done. This posting is more of a picture story since me and another friend went down to Kuala Kubu Bharu and visited another friend. Enjoy the pictures!



Upon arrival at Kuala Kubu Bharu, to our horror, it looked like hell to us...

Well... I am heading to hell anyways so I have to get used to it haha...

Isa and Yovahn

Me and Yovahn.

Finally, exhaustion kicks in at the end of the day.

Conclusion, Great Trip, Better Friends.

Its Been Awhile...

Ok people... I guess it's been awhile since I last spoke about things other than myself on this blog. This blog is mine right? So I should have the right to blog about myself!!! Why are you people complaining? Anyhow... It is time we change to a new topic other than BENJI... This time around, it's gonna be about politics.
Well, since it is all about politics, we shall make this a more formal post. The things that I would like to address this time around are:
1. Fuel prices going over the roof
2. Anwar Ibrahim


Ah...the agony of the hiking fuel prices. How many Malaysians have suffered and groaned endlessly over the price of fuel? As if RM1.9XX per litre was not agonising enough, they had to do it. They had to increase the price of fuel by RM0.70 and torture the poor rakyat of Malaysia(including me =.=).
According to the official statement that the government made before they increased the price, they said that the world's fuel price was going up. Fair enough. Thanks to Uncle Sam attacking Uncle Saddam and Uncle Saddam over an unsuccessful bid for the oil, prices of fuel have shot through the roof. Since Malaysia has no say over the brutal "oil war", which Uncle Sam has completely ignored the pleas and rebuke of the United Nations of disagreeing to the war, is there anything the government can do to help its people lower down the price of fuel? The answer is: YES. Malaysia is a country that produces fuel, true? Malaysia is a country that produces good quality fuel, true? Malaysia is a country that produces good quality fuel but exports its' oil so that the country will be rich, true? The answer to all the above is: TRUE.
We have already forgiven the fact that we produce oil(or fuel) and exports it instead of letting its own citizens use it. That is because they were giving us subsidy in replacement of exporting OUR oil. Now with the rising price of oil, should'nt they increase the subsidy? Should'nt they do that? Its our oil they are exporting and making a profit out of, so should'nt they help us? The oil prices now compared to the oil prices a few years ago were so marginally large that even retards know that it is going overboard. THEY said that if they increased the subsidy, the country will be losing money. I say, NONSENSE. THEY'LL make less profit, not loss. Imagine selling something that costs RM1 for RM5. You have to pay "taxes" of RM1. You'll make a profit of RM3. Now the taxes have gone up to RM 1.50. You'll still make a profit of bloody RM2.50 goddammit!! So why aren't they helping us? Well... I'll leave it to the readers to answer.

Next up, Mr.Anwar Ibrahim. Year 1998, he was accused of sodomy. The story of him in prison, how he lived through prison, wrote an autobiography, his wife formed Parti Keadilan Rakyat after he got into prison, yaddayaddayadda, etc... NOW, in year 2008, it has struck again. He was accused of ALLEGEDLY sodomising his aide. Notice I am using the word "ALLEGEDLY". Yes people, I am not a supporter of the de-facto party leader but, it is kind of hard to believe he was not set up. How can a man, accused of sodomy and was in jail for freaking 8 years, slowly building up his PKR empire, go ahead and poke a guy in the ass for the 2nd time? Totally ridiculous. Propostrous I say. A word from Ironman to the government: If you want to frame someone to rid him of power, please do something like a coup-de-grace or an Anglo-Saxon plot or a case of unearthing his deepest and darkest secret and make him resign instead of accusing him of bloody poking someone in the ass? Is this the only thing that YOU can think of? Is YOUR intelligence level that low? Do drop me some comments on this and put it as anoynomous for purposes that are known to us all. The dreaded International "Silencing" Act (ISA).

Reborn...

The end is nigh,

Only the strong shall survive,

No mercy for the weak,

Yesterday's sins, today's chaos,

Soothe thy mind and thy body,

Take away all pleasure and pain,

Arm yourselves with whatever possible,

Rage in your heart is you need,

Killer instincts at your finger tips,

In time you shall see,

Supposed allies becoming enemies,

Take everything away from me,

Have no remorse for every action,

Emulation is not progression,

Jammed with thoughts of wickedness,

Omitting an aura of guilt,

Killing the innocent and killing the good,

Enjoyment is what I seek from then till now,

Rampage and chaos is what I want the world to be.

Beware. I live.

To Commit Or Not...

I am as I always am, The center of attention.
This, ladies and gentleman, is what I am loving currently.
I told you I was famous. My randomness attracts spirits!!!
The usual self. Middle-finger-licking-good.
Emo. Many people hate me being emo. I can't control it.

Well....here is a brand new posting as I promised (who did I promise again?). What I truly need here is some commitment. What commitment, you may ask. Plenty of commitment in every aspect.

1. I must be a good student.

2. I must be consistent when it comes to practising anything.

3. I must be well in control of my temper.

4. I must obey the law and accept that w**d is illegal.

5. I must STOP drinking.

6. I shall treat nerds like nice guys.

7. I shall not treat nerds like assholes and kick their asses while they annoy me with their everyday study of the latest RPG which will probably take them a week to finish and their endless tales about that time when he hung out with a cool guy for 5 minutes. What the fuck do I have to listen to them for? They just annoy me and I like to hurl insults at them the moment I set my eyes on their sorry-ass-face.

8. I shall REALLY try to control my temper.

9. I should stop being emo all the time. It doesn't help(sadly...).

10. I shall listen to my parents.

(P.S. please do drop by my chatbox and tell me which commitment is the one you think I cannot commit to...)

Well, what can I say about myself. Life's a bitch ain't it?

Adding on, I would like to tell everyone why Benji is so random all the time. Yes, the million dollar question!!

Finally, a chance to look into the demented thoughts of Benji!!!

Guys and girls...chill la...actually... The only reason I am so random is because.... "The older I grow the less I know myself". Yes. It is that simple, and for that reason alone, I fear that the randomness might continue, for as long as it might take me to understand myself. I have attached a few pictures to further help readers like you guys who are staring at my new posting excitedly, and yes I mean you Miss Chian and Miss Pauline. Well, enough said.

Love, faded away...

Looking out the front window,

Cars speeding by with funeral pace,

Yet I am still here,

Alone and breathless,

Still charmed by the love that we once shared,

Today a year ago,

You were still in my arms,

As time passed by,

Our love proved too fragile,

To withstand the flow of time,

As we moved on,

We realised how we acted like children,

And how much we hoped we can be back together,

How we hoped that the torrents of time will turn back,

Bringing back all the sweet times,

Memories flooding my head,

Tears in my eyes,

Shards of my heart,

I gave up so much,

And gained so little,

One mistake,

One error,

Sentenced to any eternity of torment,

Being here but unable to touch you,

Being here but unable to feel you,

Talk to you, laugh with you, cry with you,

All this is in my head,

As if it happened only yesterday,

Yet,

Time and drugs has again played a trick on us,

There is no more turning back,

No more, ever.

-Tony-thenotsogreatafterall-Stark-

P.S.-----(This post is meant to be emo...sorry la...emo mood 2day...)

Tagging...

I have been tagged.
What the f**k is that suppose to mean?
Is this some weird ass fake boring crap thing that you people do when you guys are online? Tag people???

Well...In conjuction with requests saying they want a post,(sorry Kendrick, no picture post this time....) I shall be very kind and play tag for once...

ONLY ONCE!!!

1. Have you been trying to avoid something or someone?
Well...there are certain people that I dont really feel like talking to anymore...

2. Where will you go if someone sponsors you a tour ticket?
Where would I go? HOLLAND man.... SIN CITY!!!

3. What's your favourite thing to do?
Well...Stoning I guess... Haahahahaha.... You can't live without the kick!!

4. Do you think money can buy happiness?
Hey it's $50 for an ounce of happiness...Who wants some? xD

5. Would you date someone who's at least 10 yrs older or younger?
Well...I would date anyone whom I think is suitable...age is not a factor...

6. What do you think is the most important thing in your life?
Currently? Myself....Muahahahaha....

7. What drives you crazy these days?
My family. The nagging and shit.... Phew....Dont even get me started...

8. If you have a chance, which part of your character would you like to change?
Nothing. I totally LOVE myself...except for the procrastinating part...

9. What music you have been listening to recently?
Black music my niggaz....

10. What are you craving for at the moment?
Anything she offers..... lets keep 'her' mysterious...

11. Do you believe in Love in First Sight?
Hohoho. Most definately.

12. What is your ambition?
To be a fucking rich guy. Don't ask me "rich by doing what?". I just wanna be fucking rich.

13. If you win $1million, what would u do?
Get drunk and stoned till year 2020.

14. What is the most recent embarrassing thing you have done?
Gee. Let's see, there was this time when I was baking a nice warm piece of chocolate cake in the toilet and tertiba my friend came barging into the toilet wanting to piss. We stared at each other for a good 15 seconds. We are still friends.

15. What do you think you'll be doing in 10 years time?
Fuck. Are you serious? I dont even know what the fuck will I be doing in an hour's time.

16. If there's a next life, what would you like to be reborn as?
Anything as long as I am male. Muahaha...I dont think I will get used to the "getting fucked" thing anytime soon.

17. What is your least favourite animal?
Flies. FUCK-THOSE-FLIES. Why in the world did God create flies? They're like the most annoying organisms in the world.

18. If you can have one dream to come true, what would it be?
Dreaming that I know everything. Endless knowledge shit.

19. Are you having a crush on someone now?
Well..... Errrmmm...Am I that heavy? I don't think I can crush people rite? *nervous* CHANGE THE TOPIC PLS....

20. Are you single right now?
It's fucking complicated.


I tag Lam, Joanna, Kenny and Cherry. Have fun!!(not....)

-Tony_Stark-

Some Pictures Are Better In Black...

An SLR is just marvellous. Nine out of ten said that the SLR was a freaaaaaking good camera. So, in case you think I am lying, check these out. These are pictures taken by me recently for an event and one assignment we were supposed to do.

Prakash.
Lam.
Me.

The three people seen above are also known as the three musketeers and can be found mostly in the Block A lobby of UCSI killing people with their jokes.

Peace.

Oh yeah, get yourself an SLR if you are drooling by now.

-TonyStark-

Dear Grandma...

Dear Grandma,


How have you been? It's been awhile since you left suddenly on that fateful night. We really miss you down here. All of us. The house has been so quiet since you left. It used to be echoing with your shouts at the maids, or at the children. I have began to get used to the quietness, compared to the period of time when you just left. I was half expecting you to be there every morning when I came down from my room.

The fact that you are gone is still hard to accept. I really wanted you to see me making it big, and making you proud of me. Ever since you were gone, I really lost motivation to strive for the best. I hope I can find it back.

Remembering all the times you were there for me. You were there for 20 years. You took care of me like I was your son. Despite all the love that you gave me, I did not appreciate you enough. Mum always said we won't know what we have till we lose it. I totally agree with her now. I'm so sorry for all the wrongs that I did. I'm so sorry for all the times I disappointed you. I'm so sorry for all the times I cursed at you behind you when I got scolded by you. I know it is too late to apologise now, but as I cry while writing this, I hope you will forgive me.

The sight of your lifeless body has been imprinted deep inside my head. That was the darkest day of my life. I just cannot believe that you are gone so suddenly. You were supposed to see me, your eldest grandson get married and stuff, but instead, you went away. Don't worry grandma, I will remember whatever teachings you have thought me, and like you always said, "Things that I teach you, you will appreciate in the future." I am appreciating them and following your teachings.

Lastly, I would just like to say, we miss you grandma. When you left, you took a piece of my heart that can never be replaced. Everytime the thought of you arises, tears will form in my eyes like it is right now. I would give the world to just see you talk to me again. You will always be deeply missed in our hearts. I did not have the chance or the guts to tell you this when you were here, so let me just say it now. I LOVE YOU, GRANDMA.



Love,
Your Grandson.

P.S. Don't worry about grandpa. We are taking good care of him. Although he looks like he is fine, he will still be the one who misses you the most. He sits down at times day-dreaming for hours. We can see he lost half of his heart after you left us. But don't worry, he will be fine for he is strong also. We love you grandma, and we really do miss you. You will be in our memory forever.

Intro on the SLR...

Ok, here is the deal. Why SLR? Good question. Basically, it makes a person like me,

no experience whatsoever, to be able to take professional pictures. Don't believe me?

Check these pics out...Taken during break.
A friend's watch.

Lecturer, Mr.Sharaad Kuttan.

Wow.Doesn't it amaze you? Go get an SLR today(training not included)!!

In case you do not know what a Digital SLR Camera is, it is a Single Lens Reflex Camera. It allows the photographer to manually adjust many features such as shutter speed, aperture, and ISO value, and it is digital!! No film required!!!

A Badminton Standoff...

Glorious morning.
Woke up early to get prepared.
If you guys think that it is me that's gonna play badminton, you are wrong.
Yes you. Wrong. First of all I am so sucky at badminton that I will be sent home in the first round. No point wasting money. Instead, it was 2 guys and 2 girl that I know that were playing.
People: Elvin, Nick, Xavil, Evon.
Venue: Challenger Badminton Court.
Event: Badminton Competition(some church competition by Nick's church).
Category: Nick+Elvin= Mens' Doubles
Xavil+Evon= Womens' Doubles
So, like I was saying, we went for the Challenger quite early to get prepared. Correction, they prepared while I was loafing around taking photos of everything. Match supposed to commence at 1400, but as usual, you know la~ Malaysian sooooo famous for their timing, so started at about 1435...
Unfortunately, I had to leave at 3.30pm, so I did not catch any of the 2nd round matches, neither did I get to catch Nick and Elvin's match. I heard they lost but did well in the match, considering their opponents being state players. Xavil and Evon did well in their first match. Thrashing their soft opponents 21-6, 21-7(somewhere around that score la...), and eventually becoming champs of their category!! Congrats!!!!

The Double Trouble Team.

Desperately looking for 100-plus...Had to go buy because they did not sell...Don't they look like twins?



Got the 100-plus!! But still had to wait...zzz...

Finally!!! Let's go!!
Si-Fu giving some tips during stroking.

Let's kick some ASSS!!!!!

Sorry guys, that is all the pictures I can post. Internet problem or these pics too high resolution need to import 1 by 1, so if you guys want the photos just call me!!

(P.S. Internet connection like shit, can't post anything, this event actually happened on the 31st of May.)