Foreigners...

3rd post of the day. LMAO. Bored.

I am at Old Town Cafe now.

And there is this particular conversation next to my table.

I did not mean to eavesdrop but they were speaking quite loudly.

So there's this two indian girls and a WHITE dude.

So they were in a conversation as below:

IG.1(IndianGirl no.1): So you are interested in wars?

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WD(WHITE DUDE): Yeah. I did some research on wars. Like the WW2 in Malaysia.

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IG.1: WW2? In Malaysia? When did it happen? Malaysia fought in WW2? I thought Malaysians were faggots.

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Me:(after hearing) ......

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WD: I thought you guys fought the Japanese when they came here.

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IG.1: We did? I don't know. Cos I wasn't born when that happened.*bimbo laugh*

Me:*faints*

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On another topic.

WD: Did you hear about the bombings in India? They were terrible.

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IG.1: Ya! I heard on CNN that TAJ MAHAL GOT BOMBED.

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IG.2: Seriously? But why would they bomb it?

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IG.1: I don't know. It so doesn't make sense right?

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WD: Ummm... I think that... ummm...

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IG.1: Its a waste now that one of the 9 WONDERS OF THE WORLD IS SPOILED.

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IG.2: You know I think that these people should be hanged. And I'm sorry for all the white people these Indian bastards killed.

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IG.1: Yeah, I so totally think so too.

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WD: Ummm... Its the TAJ MAHAL Hotel, not the TAJ MAHAL.

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IG.1: Really?? How come I heard on the CNN that The Taj Mahal got bombed?

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WD:*laughs awkwardly*

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Me:*fainted*

My god. The stupidity of these girls. I can't believe people like that still exist in the world.

LMAO. I almost blew my drink I had in my mouth when I heard what she said.

Honestly,

Just to impress the WHITE dude, you had to show your stupidity.

I think that these people ought to be shot.

Idiotic bitches.

Work...

I am at work now la. Boring so decided to post and update about my job.

Alot of people ask me, what do you do la?

Here's the answer people.

Ever noticed things that you see in shopping malls?

Things that you see but don't really pay attention to.

Minor things that are important but you don't really notice.

Who does those things?

What are these things I have been mentioning?

Well...
Imagine the parking lot without these signs. Cars would go hitting each others.

Imagine lifts with no security plan. In case of fire, where you gonna run?

When you climb floors, have you noticed how important signs are?

Have you though about who maintains these things?

Yes peeps! Its me! It is I who makes life for you people easy.

Thank me the next time you go to malls and notice those signs.

Yes I check that each sign is correct.

Not to mention at the right place.

And I have to climb floor by floor, stairs by stairs, room to room, door to door,

checking every sign.

Don't you people just love me now?

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And there are motherfuckers who work at the construction site that makes my day worse.

WTF...

People with itchy hands.

Seriously wei. Get a life. Using signs that cost around RM50 as door stoppers.

These construction workers are seriously bored.

SERIOUSLY SERIOUSLY BORED.

LMAO.

"I Love You JJM"

(in case you can't see)

Well, thats all folks.

Fuck these indon workers.

Scum of the earth.

Oh yeah, btw the pictures above were taken in PJ8.

New building in PJ. Huge la!

I know it doesn't look big here la. Come check it out!

3rd week working...

Ok la ok la. Update ma update lo. Kanasai. You all love my blog so much meh?

Talk crap la asking me to update all the time but nv come read xD

N.E.ways I have been working now so its kinda hard to blog.

No, wait. Ok it is actually damn easy to blog.

Why? Cos my boss is like super selamba.

Yeeah wei. Like selamba to the max wei.

Therefore, dota-ing in the office isnt really a big thing anymore.

I released that me and my boss have a lot in common.

But its not that he will raise my salary rite xD

Owh ya.

To all the stoners,

The good shit is back,

Go get yours today!

Or you can call me for some.

Currently addicted to Marilyn Manson la. Check him out.

Abit noisy la.

BUT WHO THE FUCK CARES I LOVE HIM!

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WTF???

That's the original la. Now check out Marilyn Manson.

Power gila babi super magnificent uber good shit wei.

Marilyn Manson

Tagged...

Starting time : 11.43pm

Name : Benji aka Ironman

Sisters : 1

Brothers : 2

Shoe size : I can fit in shoes ranging from size 9 to 11

Height : 176cm!!! not 175!! 176!!

Where do you live : PeeJay, Malaysia

Favorite drinks : BOOZE. End of story.

Favorite breakfast : Char Kuey Tiaw wei... and top it up with weed xD

Have you ever been on a plane : Like DUH... wtf...

Swam in the ocean : I am a water boy!!! YESHHH.... I HEART The Ocean.

Fallen asleep in school : Like 3/4 of the time I spent in school was sleeping.

Fell off your chair : I ain't that fat aight?

Sat by the phone all night waiting for someone to call : Tried to but always ends up falling asleep and apologising in the morning.

Saved e-mails : What??

What is your room like : Like my room la. WTF.

What's right beside you : Ju-On kid, books, laptop, etc... xD

What is the last thing you ate : Rice la. Malaysian what.

Chicken pox : Dont remind me.

Sore throat : Yesh. I hate it.

Stitches : refer to previous postings.

Broken nose : I have my fair share of fights. So of cos will kena la.

Do you believe in love at first sight : more like lust at 1st sight.

Like picnics : Always with a loved one.

Who was the last person you danced with : Too drunk to remember.

Last made you smile : Her la.

You last yelled at : My super duper ultra uber obnoxious annoying younger brother.

Talk to someone you like : SMS or MSN counted?

Kiss anyone : =X

Get sick : DUH.

Talked to an ex : Yes. We're always friends. Except for one.

Miss someone : Yes. I miss you lar~~u know anot..?

Do you sleep with stuffed animals : I am 20. Male. Enough said.

What's under your bed : Floor la WTF. Who though of this question?!

Who do you really hate : That person.

What time is it now : 12:44 a.m

Randoms :

Q : Is there a person who is on your mind right now :yeah =P

Q : Do you have any siblings : Refer above.

Q : Do you want children : Not at the moment. Depends on my wife.

Q : Do you smile often : I smile when I am happy.

Do you like your hand-writing : I don't know.

Q : Are your toenails painted : WTF?!?!?!?

Q : Whose bed other than yours would you rather sleep in : Oh wow. Let me count and I'll let you know.

Q : What colour shirt are you wearing : I am topless now. xD

Q: What were you doing at 7:00pm yesterday : went out for dinner at Penang!!

Q: I can't wait to : get back to University life.

Q: When did you cry last : The time when grandma decided to leave us.

Q: Are you a friendly person: Only to earthlings. xD

Q: Do you have any pets : Got 4 i think. Go check my facebook Friends for Sale application.

Q: Where is the person you have feelings for right now : Far away. Physically and mentally.

Q: Did the last person you held hands with mean anything to you now? : I held my sister's hand to guide her across the road. Mean anything?

Do you sleep with the TV on? : If I fall asleep in front of the TV la.

Q: What are you doing right now? : Missing that person. Too bad I won't get it back.

Q: Have you ever crawled through a window? : Yesh. But I stopped cos I cant fit anymore xD

Q: Can you handle the truth? : Mostly no.

Q: Are you closer to your mother or father? :Neither. I am closer to myself.

Q: Who was the last person you cried in front of? : ME MYSELF AND I !

Q: How many people can you say you've really loved? : I don't wanna count.

Q: Do you eat healthy? : I smoke. I drink. Hell NO.

Q: Do you still have pictures of you & your ex?: Its kinda hard to press delete.

Q: Have you ever cried because of something someone said to you? :Yeah. T.T

Q: How often do you go to church?: Is it the place where people sing...?

Q: If you're having a bad day, who are you most likely to go to? : Myself.

Q: Are you loud or quiet most of the time?: LIKE OMFG LOUD!

Q: Are you confident?: I exhume confidence.

Q: Favorite Quote: Eh, Fuck off la jeeebye....

Q: Things I was doing 10 years ago: Busy being a kid.

Q: Things on my to-do list today :I don't plan to do lists.

Q: 5 snacks I enjoy..1. mary-jane 2. mary-jane 3. mary-jane 4. ice cream 5. still mary-jane

Q: 5 things I would do if I were a billionaire.. Only one thing that I would do. STONE!

Q: 5 of my bad habits..1. weed 2. weed 3. weed 4. emo 5. weed.

Q: 5 places I have lived in..1. My house 2. Hotel 3. Condo 4. Friend's Hse 5.Aunts House

Q: 5 jobs I've had: WTF... Waiter, Salesman, Office Assistant, Warehouse Boy, Marketing Consultant.

I tag:

1.Chian

2.Sher Ree

3. Rong2

4.Sharon

5.WeeNee

Boys and girls,

A little something for you guys to pick your brains at.

Hints: 1.QR Code 2. Google.

Yeah. I'm just bored.

Vengeance...

Boys and girls, although the reaction wasn't as good as i hoped, I am still gonna post the 2nd part up.

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‘What in the bloody hell…’ he muttered. ‘Say what?’ asked the man. ‘Sir, this lady behind you just took something from your pockets!’ he exclaimed. The man checked his pockets and immediately noticed something was missing. “Well, my cigarette case is missing.” he said. A police officer was passing by and heard the commotion and walked over. “What seems to be the problem, sir?” he asked the middle age man. The attendant quickly told the policeman what had happened. The policeman walked over to the middle aged man and spoke to him while she stood there calmly. “Well, I do not want any trouble, officer. I am in a rush and if she returns it to me I will be glad to walk away.” said the middle aged man and he turned towards to her and smiled.

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“This is the biggest insult of my life! I have never taken anything from this man’s pockets! Are you calling me a thief?” she yelled. “Come now young lady, just return it to me and I will not press charges, alright?” said the middle aged man impatiently. “Well, I have never taken anything from your pocket.” she said. “Well then, I am afraid I have to ask the both of you to follow me back to the police station.” said the police officer.

The middle aged man’s face darkened.

(P.S. Next post coming in awhile I hope...xD)

The Story...

Boys and girls,

Finally I have decided to post something that I wrote up.

Yes I WROTE IT. For my assignment. I spend around 2 hours writing it so please read every letter please. Here it is boys and girls:-

Vengeance

‘Wicked Brooke’ was a legend among robbers. Countless banks were robbed under his name as he would leave his famous WB trademark like the Warner Brothers. It was also believed that he had accomplices inside the banks before the robbery and that lead him to success every single time he robs a bank. Another reason for him being a legend was because he simply had not gotten caught. Crooks that had crime files as thick as his were already in prison, if not shot dead by police. The gangs named him ‘The Shadow’ for they say that he will never ever get caught.

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Moreover, he worked through subordinates, who knew nothing about his whereabouts and barely had a chance to see his face; the security cameras would always be disabled perfectly before each heist, therefore his face and his identity remains a mystery. As a matter of fact, only two people could have sworn that they had seen him in person. One of them was the bank manager named Stefan Mullock, who he had shot while making his escape in the Zurich Capital Bank in the United States. Little did he know that this was going to be the reason of his downfall.

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It was a quiet Sunday afternoon in London. People were walking by and doing their shopping, the streets were merry with the Christmas mood as the holidays were coming closer. The weather had begun to chill as winter was coming. Inside a cab driving past the street there was a young lady. “Stop here then, I’ve changed my mind.” she said. She reached into her purse and pulled out a twenty pound note.

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To be continued if the reaction is good...xD

2 decades...

It was my birthday yesterday and I realised that I am already 2 decades old.

I looked back and reflected on what have I learned this 2 decades.

All the blood sweat and tears.

All the memories come sweeping back.

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I was born in 1988.

Deepavali day.

No wonder I love indian food so much.

A real nice kid.

Loved to read and walk around and was really lonely for I had no brother and sisters.

I was sent to a nanny when I was 2 because my parents had no time.

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I was 4.

Behind my nanny's house.

I was chasing a butterfly.

I tripped.

I fell into a 5 feet deep drain.

The next thing I knew I was in a hospital receiving stitches.

6 stitches went into my poor toddler head.

The scars are still visible today if I cut my hair short.

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I was 6.

I went for surgery.

First surgery of my life.

Scared the shit out of me although it was only a small surgery.

Scars still visible till today.

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I was 12. I graduated from primary school.

Mum cried and said I was growing older during my graduation.

Dam WTF wei.

Can you imagine your mum crying on your PRIMARY graduation?

Thats like totally out of this world wei.

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I was 16.

A friend of mine gave me my first cigarette.

"Puff it in la macha... yaya...like that"

Hooked on to it ever since.

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I am 20.

Bored as shit.

Drunk like hell yesterday.

High as heaven yesterday.

People ask me "Don't you think your life is boring? Drinking and stoning only..."

I tell them "Life is short. Getting a kick and a trip everyday is a blessing."

People ask me "Aren't you bored with your life?"

I tell them "Fuck off and give me my joint back so my life becomes interesting again."

Peace out peeps.

Holidays...

Its me again.

Boring fucking night.

Decided to blog.

You might see me blog often nowadays since its my holidays.

Perfectly bored and nothing to do.

Owh ya.

I am looking for a job so I won't blog here so much.

Any jobs?

Let me know.

All the way till January wei.

How to tahan.

People use to say if you are bored means you are a boring person.

I am a boring person when I am bored.

If I am bored of your attitude I am a boring person.

If I am bored of your face I will be a boring person.

If I am....

Stop it already.

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I recently noticed that people around me are beginnning to couple up.

Is this the season of love?

Ironman.

That doesn't mean my heart is made of iron.

I hurt too.

I need someone to hug too.

I need someone to cry to too.

I need someone to praise me too.

I need someone to care for me too.

I need someone to be there for me too.

If you noticed the words above are getting longer.

Yeah.

Thats how bored I am.

I need a job.

I need a girl.

I need...

Love.

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Over and out.