A Badminton Standoff...

Glorious morning.
Woke up early to get prepared.
If you guys think that it is me that's gonna play badminton, you are wrong.
Yes you. Wrong. First of all I am so sucky at badminton that I will be sent home in the first round. No point wasting money. Instead, it was 2 guys and 2 girl that I know that were playing.
People: Elvin, Nick, Xavil, Evon.
Venue: Challenger Badminton Court.
Event: Badminton Competition(some church competition by Nick's church).
Category: Nick+Elvin= Mens' Doubles
Xavil+Evon= Womens' Doubles
So, like I was saying, we went for the Challenger quite early to get prepared. Correction, they prepared while I was loafing around taking photos of everything. Match supposed to commence at 1400, but as usual, you know la~ Malaysian sooooo famous for their timing, so started at about 1435...
Unfortunately, I had to leave at 3.30pm, so I did not catch any of the 2nd round matches, neither did I get to catch Nick and Elvin's match. I heard they lost but did well in the match, considering their opponents being state players. Xavil and Evon did well in their first match. Thrashing their soft opponents 21-6, 21-7(somewhere around that score la...), and eventually becoming champs of their category!! Congrats!!!!

The Double Trouble Team.

Desperately looking for 100-plus...Had to go buy because they did not sell...Don't they look like twins?



Got the 100-plus!! But still had to wait...zzz...

Finally!!! Let's go!!
Si-Fu giving some tips during stroking.

Let's kick some ASSS!!!!!

Sorry guys, that is all the pictures I can post. Internet problem or these pics too high resolution need to import 1 by 1, so if you guys want the photos just call me!!

(P.S. Internet connection like shit, can't post anything, this event actually happened on the 31st of May.)

A Moment Of Temper...

First and foremost, TMnet supporters please step aside.

Dear Streamyx,

Why the fuck do you have to have an unstable connection all the time? You stable abit cannot is it? Will it kill you to have a stable connection? WHAT THE FUCK LA?!?! Please give me a stable connection before I fucking march up to your fucking office and fucking shoot your fucking bitch ass useless CEO right in between his motherfucking eyes.

Thank you.

Secondly, MSN Live supporters please look away.

Dear MSN,

Why the fuck cant I login to you? How come E-Buddy can login but you cannot? You think you fucking special ar? I login then you kick me out. WHAT THE FUCK LA?!?! Please fucking allow me to fucking login before I really fucking delete you. Seriously.


Thirdly, E-Buddy supporters please refrain from hearing.

I know. You can replace MSN for good. I know. But... Why the fuck must you fucking hang when I start talking to ALOT of people?! I am a friendly person therefore people wanna talk me ok? WHAT THE FUCK LA?!?! Everytime I talk to this particular person you hang(sorry chian.) Hang Hang Hang, is that what you do the whole fucking day?? Shithead. Bull-cock.


I am so sick of this shit. Tony, out.


(Note: The above was written by a very agitated Tony Stark. Please understand. Thank You.)

I Am Back...

Hey peeps...

Guess you guys really missed me huh...

I see many requests in the blue box located on your right that says I have not been updating.

In this case, I will explain a few points on why I did not post any new posts.



1. Internet connection like tahi. Seriously. Someone should go and slap TMnet for bringing such bad connection.



2. MU won Chelsea. Yes. They won. So what you MU fans who parade in front of me. I was so emo that MU won. John Terry, next time do clean your boots of mud before taking a god damn penalty so you wont fucking slip. I am so sick and tired of MU fans boasting and going "Glory Glory Man Utd!!"(yes I am pointing my finger at you Jonathan, Joanna, Jason, Steven Lam, Xavil and Elvin. Funny how many ManUtd fan friends I have and I can still be their friend.) Well, in the goodwill spirit of sportsmanship, congrats ManUtd.



3. Been busy. Not with my love life, if you were wondering. Had this Club's Week thing in my college and was busy with it till I have no time to post.(I was not playing games la Celine. Seriously. Busy la xD)



Well, that about sums it all up for why I stopped posting. As for Myanmar, I am glad that the stupid military junta has allowed aid inside Myanmar. Stupid fella. Sakai babi pantat engkau for letting so many people die.



On all the political crap, I dont wanna say anything here, in case I become like Raja Petra.



OMG. Am I not done yet. This post is gonna be loooooooooong. But still I know you people enjoy KPC-ing about my life. So for the students that are taking Mr.Sharaad's class, it is absolutely fine if you do not understand things in his class. His class are meant to be like that. He sings about every political angle on an event. He expects you to know about what is FUNCTIONALISM, MARXIST & CAPITALISM. Half of the class look at him with absolutely nothing on their brains.



Thanks for making us more-blur students Mr.Sharaad. I was thinking, how many people truly understand the meaning of "This class is excruciatingly hot."? More future comments of Sharaad in the future. That is all for now.... Tony Stark, out.


P.S. I have my Digital SLR Canon EOS-400!! Thanks Bryan. More interesting posts ahead with my camera!!! MUAHAHAHAAHAHA... Stay tuned!!

What Is Happening To The World~

It was early in the morning...
I had to wake up because I had an early class...
While quickly digesting my breakfast, I flip the papers open, and I saw this.

Deadly Quake Hits China, estimated 12,000 killed and 50,000 missing.

As I flipped through the pages of the newspaper and looking at the horrific images of dead bodies buried under rubbles, I began to think. What is really happening to the world?
Is this what that is going on happen if we don't act fast to recupirate our once-lovely planet?
I really think Mother Nature is trying to tell us: People, you have destroyed me. Unless you guys do something about it, I am gonna send in a natural disaster every 2 weeks.


Are we responsible for this kind off violent catastrophes due to our ignorance when we desigrate mother nature's bosom? Think about it.

Survivors looking on at the rescue efforts after being evacuated from their homes.

Rescuers pulling a victim out of the collapsed building that used to be a school.

A young survivor and his brain scan reports above him in emergency rescue camps.

A nurse wiping away a victim's tears. This boy lost both his arms when the school collapsed.

The pictures above really moved me. I was almost close to tears after viewing the last photo of the little boy who lost both his arms in the catastrophe. Let us all pray that more missing victims will turn out to be alive and in one piece.

Laziness is Negativity...

Sorry people...

For those of you who missed me(I doubt there are any...) and my blog...

I am so sorry I did not cater for your KePoChi-ness and tell you about my life...

So here is what you haved missed out so far over the weekend...

I HATE YOU MANCHESTER UNITED

VENUE: MacDonalds(Tmn Connaught)

SUSPECTS: Elvin(aka El Vino), Ah O(aka Xavil aka O aka Wo Hui Lei and many aka more),

Kenny(aka Vampire), and Tiffany(aka SSLA model).

CRIME: Supporting Manchester United.

WITNESS: Bryan(aka Sashimi), Me(aka Tony Stark)

Yes yes...whatever...I know...You MU fans are all gonna stand up and hit me now right?

Simple and Sweet. Damn You Manchested United. Damn You Alex Ferguson.

But, truth is...MU won... what to do... Arsenal have to give chance abit...this season give you guys lo...

And Joanna if you are reading this, please do not parade in front of me wearing an MU jersey. You are breaking my heart.

I hate you...Booo~~Red Pussy...

Double Rs of ManUnited... Double Retards...

The thing I really do not understand is... HOW IN THE BLUE HELL CAN THEY WIN? CHECK OUT ROONEY THERE.... People ask me... Is Rooney good? No. Why? Because he looks like a god damn bulldog!!! I know I know...I am just looking for random reasons to have a stab at MU... Ok the Rooney thing was stupid...I am quite ok with him though...Since an MU fan told me that Sir Alex Ferguson has this fat players fetish stuff(think Anderson, Tevez and Rooney..doesn't that scare you?) so why condemn the already condemned? Moving on...

Pussy. I hate you too...

Yes.

Correct.

Your eyes have served you right. That is C.Ronaldo. The player I hate the most in the whole entire world. Even if he came to Arsenal I would still hate him. Why? Well I hate what he does best. No not his fancy skills you dumb MU fan. Look above. Yes. Diving.

In short, he is a player who cheats.

Blardy cheaters. Plus MU always plays 12 vs 11 instead of 11 vs 11.

Why? The referee is their 12th man!!!

Enough said. I HATE YOU MU... BOOOO~

Malaysia Boleh...

When I was 6 or 7...
I used to be fascinated by the Taiwanese Parliament House.
As you people might already know, they are so famous for their mucho-gusto-thai-boxing-flying-kicking antics among politicians. I used to think, "How could a politician act like that? They are supposed to be leaders of people who voted for them! They represent the people that voted for them! And why are they fighting? On top of it, in the Parliament... Is there no respect for the Parliament?"
Well folks, let me put it this way. I just watched a clip from the Dewan Rakyat Parliament, where people you might or might not hav voted for are in there, e.g. Karpal Singh, Lim Kit Siang, Ong Ka Ting(did not see him though) were there.

I thought that we Malaysians were more civilised than the Taiwan Parliament. Turns out I was wrong.

K.Singh: Saya harap bigfoot dari kinabatangan tidak menganggu saya bila saya...
B.Mokhtar: You are the creature!! Berdiri lah kalau berani!! (Note:K.Singh is on a wheel-chair)
K.Singh: Hah, bigfoot...hah itu bigfoot la, peranan bigfoot.
B.Mokhtar: (Inaudible shouting. Not pleasant)
K.Singh: Bigfoot, sit down...

WOW. One word. WOW. Politicians? More like a bunch of kids in a conference room. Curses flying throughout the room, unsatisfied assemblymen shouting. Parliament you say?
To watch it and understand what I am saying, click here...>> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsRE7jRwRaQ

Enjoy laughing!!!

-Tony_Stark-

Pretty Ugly...

Gosh.

Class at 12.30pm.
Extra Sleep.
Good.
I am already loving this day.

Mr.Photography lecturer, I hate you. I came all the way from Petaling Jaya to Cheras for your class only. I sat there for 20 minutes. And you said class is done. Students used to be reluctant to go to class. Nowadays, lecturers are reluctant to teach? GOSH.

Anyway, as my mind was wandering off to space as the lecturer spoke(yes folks, he is a boring lecturer but I am unhappy with him shortening classes, call me stupid.), my mind wandered off far away and there was a flashback.

Cameras, lights, Hing.
2nd audition for ChristienLavin's Life is Good a.k.a. Back To School.
Hing is a girl from Taylor's PJ who coincidentially was my partner for the audition.

Actors:Jason=Me. May=Hing.

Scene: Jason and May were eating and after persuading May to abort her baby, Jason finally wants the baby. Arguments break out.

Reality: Both of us were quite shy as we just met. Practising was hard because I did not know what she dared to do and what she did not. Plain unprofessional from me. Should have put in more ideas and effort to make it interesting.

Painful reality: I did not look like this.

OR
THIS,

instead I look more like...

&
Painful reality(con'd): Let us just say that, me, Benji, does not really have the look to be a class A actor. FORTUNATELY, unlike some of the pretty flower pots I met there, I CAN ACT. Don't believe me? Ask my friends. So, to all the ugly but talented people out there, it is time we take over. IT DOES NOT MEAN THAT IF YOU ARE UGLY YOU ARE DOOMED!!! THERE IS ALWAYS PLASTIC SURGERY!!

You know what is it all about folks...

And you can't have plastic surgery for talent. It is in-born. Take that beautiful people. I am UGLY. Sue me. xD

Note: What was said above was just me being angry at myself for screwing up my own audition. No offence meant. I still love you beautiful girls.

A Drip Of Melancholy For The Soul...

For those who have fallen in favor, do not fret...
For those who have failed in order, do not worry...
For those who have lost what they love, do not cry...


This here is a drip of melancholy for your soul...
This here is to remind you how beautiful this world still is...
This here is to tell you how much people still care about you...


When you have lost it all...
When you have nothing left...
When life treats you unfairly...


Walking down the path of life takes courage,
Walking down this long road requires strenght,
Walking down this road has will never be the same without you,


If you are feeling down,
If you are feeling suicidal,
If you feel life is nothing but a big black hole,


Always remember there is at least me there for you to hang on to...


P.S. This post is dedicated to 2 of my friends who are either half aware or totally aware of my blog. Nevertheless I shall dedicate this to both of them. One who has lost her love, another who has lost his way in life.

P.P.S. Thank for letting me use your photo here stephanie...

My life, My story...

"The world is coming to an end, and we are to blame for it..."

Gosh. Had to wake early for class this morning. As always, I was running late and grabbed my breakfast in a hurry and flipped through the papers. I was in shock when the headlines read "Myanmar Disaster". More than 20,000 people died and more than 41,000 people were still missing. This triggered me to think, "Is God punishing us for our sins?". Take the tsunami case for instance, many claim that when the tsunami hit Indonesia and other various places in 2004, it was God's wrath on mankind which defiled the land with their foul habits and indulgences. This just shows how small we are compared to Mother Nature. No matter how powerful your military forces are, once Mother Nature decides you are to be obliterated, therefore you are. Myanmar was famous for its military junta running the country and the slaughtering of monks by the military. God's will i guess. I might not be a Christian but i do believe there is a greater force out there, God or not God, that keeps the balance of nature.


Well, moving on to my life, class was at nine thirty today so had to rush rush rush to college as I had not finished my assignment for the class(yes people, 2nd class and we had assignments.). Anyways, like i was saying, i was rushing. Really rushing. No joke. I was driving at 120km/h and constantly looking around for police speed traps while dodging the I-am-driving-at-60-but-I-still-wanna-hog-the-fast-lane-people. I am sure you people have met annoying drivers like that. Upon arrival, I was blessed with a parking lot. Thank you, God(once again I am not Christian). I rushed to the print shop and printed my assignment and rushed to class. A-hah!! I was only 4 minutes late!!

*Phone rings*

Friend: Dude!! Where the hell are you? The lecturer is pissed!! She wants your assignment!!

Me : OMG...are you serious? I am on my way!! Rushing in now...(OMFG...HURRY!!!)

Friend: Nah, I'm just kidding. Class is cancelled, hahaha...Chill!!



.......................Damn. Damn all you lecturers who cancel classes. DAMN ALL OF YOU WHO CANCEL CLASSES WHEN I BLARDY RUSH FOR YOUR GODDAMN CLASS!!!



Well, what was I to do? My next class was at 2. Great. Therefore, I sat in the cafeteria, nicely talking to my friends while waiting for the next class. What a great day T.T...
It was not all bad though. The psychology lecturer managed to cheer me up abit by tossing random jokes around the classroom. I am slowly falling in love with her Philipino accent, which included reading words like "actually" as "ak-tua-li", "circumstances" as "cir-kum-stan-xis".

The thing I noticed about the lecturer, I do not know was I over-sensitive or not, but everytime she asks a question or looks at anyone, she seems to be analyzing what the person is thinking and reacting to the "stimuli" which she has given. And she says psychologists are not crazy. Wow. Overall she was nice, although I heard from a little blue bird that you would have to shine her boot to get high marks, which coincidently is my best skill, the skill of "MEMBODEK" wahahaha... Too bad she does not agree with the father of psycho-analysis, Mr Sigmund Freud(is my spelling correct?), or else I could really strike a healthy conversation on Freud's various crazy theorys on human psychology.

To sum it all up, her class was fun and I really look forward to learning more about the human mind and behavior. The very person that I would like to study is the recent criminal who shocked the world. I found out that it is called criminology and it really interests me as how the mind of a demented person works as they are out of the ordinary.

Elizabeth Fritzl(left), daughter and victim of rape by her father, Josef Fritzl(right)

Yes people, that person, would be no other than Mr.Josef(Joseph) Fritzl from Austria. If you did not know better, he is that guy who locked his daughter in an underground vault below his house for 24 years. He even raped her and fathered seven children by her. I would really like to interview and analzye people like that for I was always curious what drives people to commit such unearthly crimes. Do not get me wrong, I think he should burn in hell for what he has done, and God do not have mercy on his sick fucking demented soul, but before he can be sent there I really want to know the reason and what drives him to commit this crime. How can he not ever feel guitly or remorse after doing such a thing? Well, I guess only time will tell as there might be already a dozen psychologists analyzing this monster. For more information about this monster Fritzl and his crimes, go to http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30000-1314999,00.html to find out more.



Well people, thats all for the day. Hope you guys like the postings. Ciao~





-Tony_Stark-

Disaster...

Before I start ranting about how my life went today, I would like all who visit my blog to observe a minute of silence before reading on to mourn the huge amount of lives lost in Myanmar, due to Cyclone Nargis which hit the densely populated area of the Irrawaddy delta. More than 22,000 lives were lost according to reports and the number of missing people now stands at more than 41,000. The United Nations estimates that more than a million people could be homeless as the cyclone went on for four days. An aerial view of Myanmar after the Cyclone Nargis hit, which included four days of gales, floods and high tidal waves.
Residents look on as they are deported to safety, many which are homeless now.

A chart showing the path of the Cyclone Nargis's travel path and its path of destruction.



Prices of essential need items have skyrocketed according to locals, which includes water and rice. Many are finding it hard to obtain these items as some people only earn as little as 2 USD per day.

Relieve effort are being sent by the UN and the European Union and various other countries which included China, Indonesia and France. The United States who offered military help to Myanmar to find the dead and missing are most likely to be rejected by the military junta of Myanmar due to claims from the military junta that the United States are trying to subvert the junta's rule. (Politicians...We should line them up and have them machine-gunned...)

Makan?

Yo peeps.... Well... There was a film-making workshop which came over to college the other day... and well...yes i was indeed deeply inspired and tried to, you know... make my own short film to gain recognition... So guys, enjoy the short film and please do not hesitate to comment on it... THX!!!

Enjoy...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_Kqa6sAh94



Yau Phang I am so so so sorry for cutting off your scenes because it was too long as the competition only allowed 160 secs of film... BUT...I promise I will make another version of the film which is the full version. Special thanks to Nick, Yau Phang, Tina, Issac for helping out in the film, you guys are really good actors, looking forward to work with you guys again!! Tina we are sorry you had to go through the paint+kicap hitam mixture(which was our blood) on your mouth and all haha...low budget ma....And special thanks to MC Kua aka Kua Mei Cher(thx ya..!! ^_^) for special reasons that only she and me understands...)

An Early Morning....

Amidst the streets of people she walked...

Shying away from my camera she went...

Moving lopsided due to her defect...

Wandering alone looking for sympathy....

Looking for sympathy throught the crowd....

None given as she squeezes past them...

Unfriendly eyes are cast upon her...

Its just another day for her...

In this little town they call Kuala Terengganu...

Wow....

Does anyone here believe in God? The big man up there...well...from this moment on, I guess I kinda have to believe in Him already because THE ALMIGHTY ONE has just shone his light on me....He gave me the sudden wisdom!! I can post now!!! WooooHooo....Wow.... Don't believe me? Check this out peeps!!! This Da Shyt Y'all!!

Well...Errmm...Silence Is Gold...(Hello?!What the hell do you expect la? You drink 5 jugs of beer and see if you can keep your blardy pants up...)

That's your good old Uncle Benji Simpson right there...

Well...Thats all for now folks!!! I swear I have more better looking pictures coming up... Not only of me but of me n my life!! ciao!!

(p.s. sorry about the bad looking pictures...unfortunately thats how bad i look... better
pics and confirmed better posting method coming!!! Love u guys!!!)








-Tony_Stark-

Oops..

Well....like people always say, you learn through your mistakes. So true la.... I don't really know how to post pictures with the blog posts. How ar? I still don't know... Well people... guess until I friggin' figure out how to friggin' post friggin' photos this blog will be 'photo-less'. Kinda sucky aint it? Its like martini without olives. Jack without Jill. Benji without hot girls. Whoops.



*Repenting in Progress...Please Be Patient.....*




*Repenting Failed. Loading Previous Benji.....*




*Previous Benji Successfully Loaded.*

Alright then, where was I? Oh yeah, about the damn photos... Well....if anyone out there knows how to post pictures...please enlighten me.... thank you!!!

My First Blog??

"Hey...did you check out that Kenny Sia's blog ar? Damn chun la wei his blog...Funny like hell!!"



That was what I heard that inspired me to come here to start my blog. Who is Kenny? Honestly, I do not know... But he seems to be getting all the attention from people all over the world(my world=my friends and collegemates) and me being such an ASS, Attention Seeking Sucker, I've made up my mind. I want a blog. I don't care. Since Tony_Stark is so famous in SSLAA blog already(yes I am a SSLAA member...which stands for Social Sciences and Liberal Arts Association and proud of it, do check out their blog @ www.ssla-unitedwestand.blogspot.com), so i have decided to make a blog dat boosts my alter ego, Mr.Tony's fame. So, here I am!!! My own page!! Honestly, I sincerely think I can do a little better than Mr.Kenny there because I also think that I am a better joker. Nevertheless, my blog is new... Not alot of people might like my blog... BUT.... yes people...the big BUT...I shall, in fact I promise I shall make this blog as god damn interesting as possible...SO......since this blog is currently still under construction, please wait patiently as more stuff are added here!!! Thats all for my 1st post!! Ciao~

-Tony_Stark-