At Work...

About work right,

It was so boring that I had to take pictures of myself while at work.

But,

I love this job.

Peace.

Fuck off-lah!

Bored People...

Finally, I wanted to post yesterday but apparently Streamyx has to sleep at 12am,

so no internet connection.

FUCK YOU TMNET.

Anyways,

I posted already la, sorry la 1 day late.

How I know Streamyx need to sleep T.T

Anyways,

The following post will be about 2 bored person's conversation.

*cues fanfare*

A: Eh, if ten birds on a line and you shoot one down, how many more?

B: 8!!

A: WTF? Why?

B: I can kill 2 birds with 1 stone.

A: ..................

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A: Think of a country that starts with the letter 'D'.

B:...........(thinking)

A: I know what you're thinking. Denmark rite?!

B: Wrong^^!!

A: Then?!

B: Delifrance!!!!

A: WTF?!?!?!??!?!!??!??!?!??!?!?!?!?

B: France is a country what!!!

A: Yeah but you said DELIFRANCE!!!

B: Don't care la. Got france can already.

A:*shoots himself*

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Thank you for your time.

Corporate slave...

I am fucking pissed right now.

My boss treats me damn freaking nice but I am pissed.

At who you ask?

That fella la.

The big boss punya brother.

Life is so unfair wei.

This bastard hah I tell you,

married already still go on Friendster to pikat girls.

His wife damn hot anyways(she is an auditor here).

Blardy fucker.

You go on MSN and Friendster on work hours can la?

And I go YouTube to watch some educational videos you say I play GAME?

If you have time,

go teman your wife and your kid la bitch.

Acting like a dog when big boss comes,

swaggering like a bitch when he is not around.

Blardy fucker.

2 faced DOG!!

I HATE YOU.

Anyways, I should ignore useless people like this.

SCUM!!!

Why Your Mum Doesn't Allow You To Play Futsal...

See here's the deal.

Some mothers never let their kids play futsal.

Why?

Here is a perfect example.

True story you know!

Happened just yesterday haha.

Mr. Navid of UCSI University played futsal with me.

And he dislocated his finger. Yes, he did. And it wasn't my fault!

Anyways, he did some super-360-backflipping-somersaulting-save,

Correction, he TRIED some super-360-backflipping-somersaulting-save.

Did not work unfortunately so this is what he got.

I know its not him la, but was the closest thing next to a bent sausage.

He dislocated his left ring finger though,

but it was the same angle as the unfortunate dude in the picture.

So,

like I was saying,

Jason stood at the corner and dare not look as usual(PUSSY).

And Kennee was the tai-kor there ushering people to move away,

and taking the car and shit.

Thanks Kennee/Tai Kor.

What was I doing?

Eh, I was helping la.

Seriously wan.

I helped take Navid bags and slippers leh.

Imagine if you dislocated your finger and you lost your

phone, bag, slippers, cards, iPod, watch, handphone, condom, plastic bag, and whatsoever?

Damn tragic right?

Therefore, I helped him pack his slippers and shit.

Funniest crap happened in the hospital though,

WHY???

BECAUSE NAVID GOT HIGH ON PAINKILLERS.

NAVID YOU MORPHINE SNORTING DIPSHIT.

LMAO.

I am regretting not recording the whole process and putting it on YouTube.

When I was pushing him on the wheel chair,

He was basically touching everything nearby that he could touch,

What a boy.

What a night.

The dude who dislocated his finger. Navid. (If you see him anywhere, just ask him to point you a middle finger for the fun of it. You'll laugh your ass off. xD)

Downward Spiral...

After I heard what she told me,

My mood went from ok to emo.

Do I even have a chance?

DOWN.DOWN.DOWN

I hope things will change.

ThE ObnoXiousLy ObViouS...

1st, look at this picture.

2ndly, stare at it.

3rdly, tell me what do you think of it.

Life is always fun.

Life is about being crazy.

Full of fun and surprises.

PaRTY!!

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In life,

Events pass.

Relationships end.

Lives lost.

Memories fade.

Times waste.

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Ever wonder about the wonders of life?

I am really emotional now.

I am just thinking.

How long will the kicks last?

How far will the parties go?

How long must I hide?

How long must I do this over and over again?

I don't know.

Shit wei.

The music in this cafe is making me emo.

I found someone new to start afresh.

I found a new face.

I don't know her well yet.

I think she is cute.

I heard she is nice.

I heard she doesn't treat people like you do.

I heard she doesn't hurt as bad.

I don't need you anymore.

Someone help me and convince me.

Tell me that I can love again.

Tell me I can love passionately again.

Tell me please.

Anyone out there.

Tell me.

Have you ever wondered what is out there?

What is waiting for me?

Someone.

Please help.

Please...

(P.s. I inserted something hidden. Those who know me should know where I hid it)

Jiali.

If you see this.

I wanna know you more.

But I doubt anyone will see this.

If anyone sees this,

If you do please drop a comment on my cbox.

I am Emo. Again.

Music...

How many quotes can you think of with music?

Here are the following examples.

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M.I.M.S= Music Is My Savior

Make Music, Not Missiles.

Music is Life.

No Music No Life.

Music is Pusic(wtf...)

Music makes me Lose Control.

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I can't think of anything else.

Actually I posted this so that you people realise that I have MUSIC in my blog now.

MUSIC IS HERE YO!

Peace Out.

Downside Up...

Yeah like I said.

I am bored inside the office.

Try this and tell me if it's interesting.

can you read this?

¿sıɥʇ pɐǝɹ noʎ uɐɔ

LoL.

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peace.

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